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Redneck Potter's Wheel

How to use a pottery wheel when you don't have one

Redneck Potter's Wheel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When time is of the essence for pottery clay

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The pot finds its own herbs (Olera olla legit). - Latin Proverb

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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