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Redneck Potter's Wheel

How to use a pottery wheel when you don't have one

Redneck Potter's Wheel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When time is of the essence for pottery clay

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Only the spoon knows the pot's sorrows. - Don Orsati

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The pot finds its own herbs (Olera olla legit). - Latin Proverb

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


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