Redneck Firewall

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden