Redneck Fifth Wheel Drive
Noone tries to steal Bubba's spare tire
Bubba never has to check his spare tire air pressure
For short trips the vibration isn't too bad
QuotaBillsBackup Disk: Spare Frisbie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright
Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust
Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis