Redneck Farmer Sausage

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Afternoon Snack: The pause that refleshes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. - Alan P Herbert

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli