QuotaBillsAbstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie