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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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