Redneck Farmer Sausage

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie