Redneck Electrical Hammer

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Communism is a hammer that we use to crush the enemy. - Mao Zedong

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan