Redneck Electrical Hammer
Tools Bubba makes when he gets hammer-ed
All sales final - Watts You See is Watts You Get
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin
Communism is a hammer that we use to crush the enemy. - Mao Zedong
In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow
I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau
To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan