Redneck Dishwasher

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken