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Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami