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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I always entertain great hopes. - Robert Frost

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah