QuotaBillsTV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
I always entertain great hopes. - Robert Frost
Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin
A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson
Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd
Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips
With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen
Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley
Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein
When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie
Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump
The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington
An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken
There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah