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Redneck Car Movie Screen

Keeping the kid's attention during a long ride

Redneck Car Movie Screen thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba's moving cinema solution for the kids

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


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