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Redneck Car Movie Screen

Keeping the kid's attention during a long ride

Redneck Car Movie Screen thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba's moving cinema solution for the kids

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Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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