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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. - Kin Hubbard

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. - Pink

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright