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Redneck Cabinet Extension

When a wide screen TV needs wide screen coverage

Redneck Cabinet Extension thanks to Cathy Young

Bubba's easy way to extend television coverage

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Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown


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