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Redneck Cabinet Extension

When a wide screen TV needs wide screen coverage

Redneck Cabinet Extension thanks to Cathy Young

Bubba's easy way to extend television coverage

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Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Our Cabinet is always unanimous, except when we disagree. - William Vander Zalm

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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