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Redneck Cabinet Extension

When a wide screen TV needs wide screen coverage

Redneck Cabinet Extension thanks to Cathy Young

Bubba's easy way to extend television coverage

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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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