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Redneck Cabinet Extension

When a wide screen TV needs wide screen coverage

Redneck Cabinet Extension thanks to Cathy Young

Bubba's easy way to extend television coverage

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A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer


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