Redneck Book Holder

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

The only sure way to avoid making mistakes is to have no new ideas. - Albert Einstein

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan