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Redneck Book Holder

Bubba's book holder is on the level

Redneck Book Holder thanks to Roy Taylor

Eliminating a page turner's job

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it. - W S Gilbert

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

Reporter: "What do you think of Western Civilization?"
Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea." - Mahatma Gandhi

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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