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Redneck Book Holder

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Redneck Book Holder thanks to Roy Taylor

Eliminating a page turner's job

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. - Unknown

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Platitude: and idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true. - H L Mencken

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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