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Redneck Book Holder

Bubba's book holder is on the level

Redneck Book Holder thanks to Roy Taylor

Eliminating a page turner's job

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

I do not get ideas; ideas get me. - Robertson Davies

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Everyone says forgiveness is a lovely idea, until they have something to forgive. - C S Lewis

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg


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