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Redneck Book Holder

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Redneck Book Holder thanks to Roy Taylor

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Solitude is a catalyst for innovation. - Susan Cain

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field


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