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Recycled Pet Beds

Finding a new home for old clothing

Recycled Pet Beds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Putting used clothes to good use

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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