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Recycled Pet Beds

Finding a new home for old clothing

Recycled Pet Beds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Putting used clothes to good use

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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