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Recycled Pet Beds

Finding a new home for old clothing

Recycled Pet Beds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Putting used clothes to good use

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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