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Rain Funnels

Falling rains turns this 'Funnell Wall' into a musical instrument

Rain Funnels thanks to Keith Blake

German engine-uity celebrates nature

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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