Rain Funnels

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump