QuotaBillsInspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel
A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett
Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck
The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney
Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry