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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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