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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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