Putting Your Foot Down

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie