Putting Your Foot Down

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo