Putting Your Foot Down

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Wanderbra: Designed to assist ladies blessed with an ample, and once firm, bosom that now wanders off in all directions at every opportunity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson