QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. - Samuel Butler
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. - Joan Rivers
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" - Dave Barry
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. - Tom Robbins
I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts. - Christopher Walken