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Pulled You Over

Doing donuts on the highway

Pulled You Over thanks to Barry McCartney

Consequences of speeding to the next Dunkin' Donuts store

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But first, donuts. - Unknown

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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