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Pulled You Over

Doing donuts on the highway

Pulled You Over thanks to Barry McCartney

Consequences of speeding to the next Dunkin' Donuts store

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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

But first, donuts. - Unknown

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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