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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Yacht Owners: Successful sailsmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill


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