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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

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Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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