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Ping Wrong

Waveboard Ping-Pong - latest sports game

Ping Wrong thanks to Keith Blake

Where one wong move knocked out the Chinese competitor

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Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. - Mae West

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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