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Ping Wrong

Waveboard Ping-Pong - latest sports game

Ping Wrong thanks to Keith Blake

Where one wong move knocked out the Chinese competitor

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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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