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Ping Wrong

Waveboard Ping-Pong - latest sports game

Ping Wrong thanks to Keith Blake

Where one wong move knocked out the Chinese competitor

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel


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