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Pineapple Slicer

Dole pineapple re-tools its core operations

Pineapple Slicer thanks to Roy Taylor

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My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice! - WC Fields

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Noli illegitimi carborundum: Don't let the bastards grind you down. - Unknown

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

People just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that's always existed. - Mark Zuckerberg

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

The story-making process enables us to simplify complex information into the core essence of understanding. - Yiannis Gabriel

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton


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