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Pigeon Warning

To feed or not to feed - that is the answer

Pigeon Warning thanks to Kyle Ziegler

Turning bird droppings into finger droppings

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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