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Pigeon Drink

Good to the last drop!

Pigeon Drink thanks to Barry McCartney

Tasting the last drops of winter

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

There are monuments all over the Parliament Buildings and I've seen what the pigeons do to them. - Tommy Douglas

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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