#1 humor site on the 'net

Picture Of Me Getting Naked

Refreshing climax to a long day of shopping

Picture Of Me Getting Naked thanks to Howard Chapman

He asked me to send him a picture...

QuotaBills
Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


The Perfect Male

Welfare Dogs

Internet Surfing

Chipotie Burger

Ant Virus

K9 Construction

Fork In The Road

Before Twitter

Drink And Drive Directions

Just Divorced

Romance Lost

Lowe's Holes

Geeks On Display

Smores Level Expert

Saskatchewan Freeway

Lost Cat

Trudeau Masterpiece

Circumcision

Vegan Wisdom

Sharp Sign

Pulled You Over

'No Fart Forest' for Extreme Fire Hazards

Leaf Edge

Windmill Guitar