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Picture Of Me Getting Naked

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Picture Of Me Getting Naked thanks to Howard Chapman

He asked me to send him a picture...

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Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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