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Photobombing

Photobom (verb): to drop in a photo unexpectedly

On a London vacation, Paul Cole (a retired salesman from Deerfield Beach, Florida) is standing on the sidewalk, just behind the Beatles. It was 10 a.m., August 8, 1969 when the Abbey Road picture was taken by photographer Iain McMillan. Cole died in 2008 in Pensacola at the age of 96.
Photobombing thanks to Keith Blake

Photobombing thanks to Keith Blake

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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