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Phillips Screw Faces

A screwed up way of showing depth perception

Phillips Screw Faces thanks to Keith Blake

Would Phillips Screws show off art better than wood screws would?

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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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