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Phillips Screw Faces

A screwed up way of showing depth perception

Phillips Screw Faces thanks to Keith Blake

Would Phillips Screws show off art better than wood screws would?

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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