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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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