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QuotaBillsI don't give a ship! - Unknown
Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown
Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker
BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker
Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker
Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain
Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg
The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho
Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus
The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle
We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley
That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker
No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets
Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda