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I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

By perseverance the snail reached the ark. - Charles H Spurgeon

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

To simplify complications is the first essential of success. - George E Buckle

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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