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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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