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Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Tennyson

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

A true measure of a man's worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. - Cullen Hightower

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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