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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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