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Perception

What's your perception of yourself?

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Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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