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Perception

What's your perception of yourself?

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Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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