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Perception

What's your perception of yourself?

Perception thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Is your apple half empty or half full?

Perception thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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