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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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