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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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