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I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

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