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Penguin Love

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If we love still those whom we lose, can we altogether lose those whom we love? - Thackery

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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