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Penguin Love

Signs of romance in the animal kingdom

Penguin Love thanks to Roy Taylor

Chlling out with your best buddy

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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