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Penguin Love

Signs of romance in the animal kingdom

Penguin Love thanks to Roy Taylor

Chlling out with your best buddy

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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Love does not dominate; it cultivates. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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