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Pencil Shavings

How to whittle a pencil

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich


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