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Pay Attention While Walking

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Pay Attention While Walking thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The status quo sucks. - George Carlin

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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