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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise, because it is our duty. - St. Augustine

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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