Party In Hell

damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias