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Party In Hell thanks to Jim Serritella

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You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

He who boasts of his descent praises the deeds of another. - Seneca

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers


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