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Parking in Europe thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A spectre haunting Europe; the spectre of communism. - Karl Marx

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

We can only maintain our prosperity in Europe if we belong to the most innovative regions in the world. - Angela Merkel

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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