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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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