QuotaBillsThe crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
All people look better under arrest. - John Waters
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry