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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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