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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles Spurgeon

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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