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Painfull Skydive

Some skydivers just don't get the point

Painfull Skydive thanks to Mike King

Why you should keep your legs closed while skydiving

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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Get rid of the pointed ears guy. - NBC Executive

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron


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