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Painfull Skydive

Some skydivers just don't get the point

Painfull Skydive thanks to Mike King

Why you should keep your legs closed while skydiving

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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Get rid of the pointed ears guy. - NBC Executive

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Landmark: Imprint made by unsuccessful skydiver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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