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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

I always entertain great hopes. - Robert Frost

Little strokes fell great oaks. - Benjamin Franklin

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Wink at small faults; remember thou hast great ones. - Benjamin Franklin

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

To believe one does not need counsel is great pride. - Basil the Great

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. - John D Rockefeller

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the great opportunities of life are opportunities of today and not of tomorrow. - Clarence E Macartney

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

You don't have to be great to get started, but you have to get started to be great. - Les Brown

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. - Washington Irving

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

The individual is capable of both great compassion and great indifference. He has it within his means to nourish the former and outgrow the latter. - Norman Cousins

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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