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Little strokes fell great oaks. - Benjamin Franklin

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Silence is a place of great power and healing. - Rachel N Remen

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

I thank the Lord for the great principle of repentance and forgiveness. - Gordon B Hinckley

A very great part of the mischiefs that vex the world arises from words. - Edmund Burke

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. - Bill Watterson

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

I started to realize how many great things could happen by confronting the things that scare you most. - David Archuleta

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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