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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

May your troubles be less and your blessings be more. - Irish Blessing

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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