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Orthodox Weapon

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestation of your own blessings. - Elizabeth Gilbert

When we lose one blessing, another is often most unexpectedly given in its place. - C S Lewis

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Forgiveness isn't just a blessing you deliver to another human being. Forgiveness is also a gift you give yourself. - Robin S Sharma

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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