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I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat


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