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Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

May your troubles be less and your blessings be more. - Irish Blessing

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When we lose one blessing, another is often most unexpectedly given in its place. - C S Lewis

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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