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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A minority is always compelled to think. That is the blessing of being in the minority. - Leo Baeck

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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