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Orthodox Weapon

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Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

May your troubles be less and your blessings be more. - Irish Blessing

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestation of your own blessings. - Elizabeth Gilbert

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

A minority is always compelled to think. That is the blessing of being in the minority. - Leo Baeck

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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