Oregon State Troopers
Creative attempts to avoid speeding tickets
And we used to just sell lemonade!
QuotaBillsMake crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
All people look better under arrest. - John Waters
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff