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Optimistic Goose

Crying fowl on a Canadian Prairie lake

Optimistic Goose thanks to Keith Blake

Making do with the latest shower

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Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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