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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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