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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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