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A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

It isn't the hours you put in, but what you put IN the hours. - Unknown

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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