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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

It isn't the hours you put in, but what you put IN the hours. - Unknown

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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