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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Nobody wants to show you the hours and hours of becoming. They'd rather show you the highlight of what they've become. - Angela Duckworth

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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