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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Nobody wants to show you the hours and hours of becoming. They'd rather show you the highlight of what they've become. - Angela Duckworth

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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