Open Drive Through

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio