Open Drive Through

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio