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Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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