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Open Door Policy

Bubba encouraged open communication with his family

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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