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Open Door Policy

Bubba encouraged open communication with his family

Open Door Policy thanks to Barry McCartney

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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