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Open Door Policy

Bubba encouraged open communication with his family

Open Door Policy thanks to Barry McCartney

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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