Onward, My Noble Steed!
'Scooters For Seniors' has the run of the town
Horace thinks that at his age this is better than chasing his shadow
When should you stop driving?
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown