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Wink at small faults; remember thou hast great ones. - Benjamin Franklin

There are only two important days: today and that day. - Martin Luther

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Put all excuses aside and remember this: you are capable. - Zig Ziglar

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

I really don't hold grudges. I mean, I remember everything, but I move on. - Robert Kraft

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

We've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. We just can't remember it all. - Unknown

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If you don't live by priorities, you'll live by pressures. Either you determine what's important in life or other people will determine it for you. - Rick Warren

'May the Force be with you' is charming but it's not important. What's important is that you become the Force - for yourself and perhaps for other people. - Harrison Ford

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels


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