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May love be what you remember most. - Darcie Sims

A song will outlive all sermons in the memory. - Henry Giles

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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Maybe one day we will be glad to remember even these hardships. - Virgil

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

Remember that player who gave up? Neither does anybody else. Keep on going! - Unknown

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor. - Elon Musk

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm. But the harm does not interest them. - T S Eliot

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

If storytelling is important, then your narrative ability or your ability to put into words or use what someone else has put into words effectively, is important too. - Howard Gardner

I think a lot of people start out full of idealism and fresh ideas. And then a lot of times, being re-elected becomes more important than staying true to your principles. - Matt Salmon

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey


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