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Wink at small faults; remember thou hast great ones. - Benjamin Franklin

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world. - Harriet Tubman

I think a lot of people start out full of idealism and fresh ideas. And then a lot of times, being re-elected becomes more important than staying true to your principles. - Matt Salmon

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on. - Unknown


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