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Olympic Torch Bearers

The Torch Relay passes through Llangollen, Wales

Olympic Torch Bearers thanks to Keith Blake

Prelude to the 2012 Summer Olympic Games

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The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up. - Albert Einstein

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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