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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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