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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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