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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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