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Office Budget Cuts

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Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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