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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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