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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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