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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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