Office Budget Cuts

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan