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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book

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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a good non-electronic read on the ride home

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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