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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book

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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a good non-electronic read on the ride home

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

We read to know we're not alone. - William Nicholson

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffett

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. - Aneurin Bevan

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

To read means to obtain meaning from words, and legibility is that quality which enables words to be read easily, quickly, and accurately. - John C Tarr

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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