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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

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