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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

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It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

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If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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