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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

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When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

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For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

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I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

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One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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