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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store
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Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”
So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”
Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”
So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”
Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”
Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown
Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding
If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken
After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby
Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh
No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi
I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah
The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon
The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey
Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible
The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar
But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.
You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump
Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen
Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly
I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding
If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken
After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby
Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh
No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi
I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah
The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon
The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey
Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible
The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar
But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.
You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump
Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen
Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly
I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte
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