Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store
A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye
Shopping in the country
Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”
So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”
Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”
QuotaBillsLove me and the world is mine. - David Reed
He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb
Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch
Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid
Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker
I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes
Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore
There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel
Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors
Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.
There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss
We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus
You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts
We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson
Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal
Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover
To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart
I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump