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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou


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