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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

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I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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