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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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