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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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