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Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

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When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama