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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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