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No Worries This Year

Carefree attitude for the New Year

No Worries This Year thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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