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No Worries This Year

Carefree attitude for the New Year

No Worries This Year thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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