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No Worries This Year

Carefree attitude for the New Year

No Worries This Year thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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