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No Worries This Year

Carefree attitude for the New Year

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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